|*throws tissue into trash can from two feet away*|
|me:||BALL IS LIFE|
|me:||BASKETBALL NEVER SLEEPS|
|me:||KOBE TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES|
Who’s gonna pay me to write my Snoop & Chris vs. Keef & Fredo fanfic?
idea for a horror movie: Guy has a garbage bin filled to the brim, and decides to press all the trash as far down as he can. He then spends the next hour and a half being scared and confused at the sounds in his apartment, but really it’s just the trash settling.
DJ Khaled makes up story about how his newest single shut down iTunes servers, and how he gave Apple permission to use stronger servers.